every anti sj comic ever
Xtremely irrational minority person: kill and eat all straights
author self insert: oh my such vulgar language i almost felt a bead of sweat roll down my delicate forehead mmm yes oh my
good rational minority person: Hey, the Heterosexual Community has feelings that matter as much as yours or mine. By spouting such awful things you are literally oppressing people-their rights and privileges are being drained from them as you type on this microblogging site. To quote Dr. Martin Ghandi X, "why c an't we jsut bbe nice uwu"
Xtremely irrational minority person: *pees*
author self insert: thank u good rational minority person. it is a shame not everyone can be as good as u *feed treat*
good rational minority person: woof
The making of Street Fighter: The Movie videogame (1995) where the actors motions are being digitized for the game
Hiring manager: what other talents do you possess which may allow you to succeed at our company?
Me: I masturbate like at least five times a day, and I can keep a boner even after I cum
Hiring manager: Jesus Christ I'm firing myself you're the new manager
me: *sees girl with big ass*
me: *whispers* I’m so useless.